A KERO SCENE. A merry old girl of Ohier, Whose permanent name was Sophier, One day thus began: “I’ll see if I can With coal oil help make up this fire.” The mistress was greatly offended ’Cause her stove it ne’er could be mended; Sophier gasped—“ Sploded; Didn’t know it was loaded!” P. S.—The funeral was largely attended.—Cincinnati Enquirer,