Speaking of Habits!

Issue 4 and Volume 75.

Speaking of Habits! YES, sir! Habit is a terrible thing—or wonderful, according to its nature. And habits change. Frinst it used to be the habit of many, and considered quite the thing, to come home with a Saturday night jag. The newer habit is go to the early movies—spending a couple of hours at the Strand or the Rialto instead of at Pete’s Silver Dollar Cafe; go home with a box of candy instead of the erstwhile bun; and spend the rest of the evening listening-in on P. D. Q. or B. V. D. Percival Whamskizzle, the well and unfavorably known poet whose contributions are now appearing exclusively in the pages of FIRE AND WATER ENGINEERING, has written the following gem, dedicated to Mr. Volstead, in which the virtues of H2O as a beverage are brought out in subtle style: The Reform of Hank the Rum Hound A lanky young…

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