It Just Didn’t Give a Toot

Issue 10 and Volume 90.

It Just Didn’t Give a Toot Firemen of Haledon, N. J., have a licensed bar in the basement of the firehouse. Here one can purchase beer. But in order for the beer to flow properly, the supply must be provided with air. The trouble started, however, when the air supply for the fire whistle was tapped to serve the beer line. Feeble toots on the fire whistle caused the local people to wonder what was wrong. Later it was found that a copper tube connected to the compressed air tank with the beer pump system. Air that should have been conserved for fire use, was being used for the bar. Now the whistle is quite sharp, but the beer is a little flat.

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