Issue 2 and Volume 91.

FALSE ALARMS NO TIME LOST The Chief has a young daughter who, while accomplished in several ways, is far from attractive. At the department or company social functions, the men felt that it was their duty to be nice to her because of her father’s position. It was the day after the department ball. Two firemen were discussing their experiences of the night before. Asked one, “When you asked her to dance did she accept quickly?” “Did she? Why, she was on my feet in an instant.” Marriage is like the telephone. One doesn’t always get the party wanted. THE HANDICAP He had been transferred from Station 4 to a house in the residential district. In his quarters he found that the men conducted a kitchen at which each took turns in operating. After the one in charge had served the newcomer his seventh cup of coffee, he remarked: “You…

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