Leadership

FALSE ALARMS

Issue 10 and Volume 107.

FALSE ALARMS Desperation The tired business man arrived home to find that the cook had left that morning without notice … his daughter had eloped . . . junior had smashed the car . . . the market had been depressed all day, causing him great financial loss . . . and to climax the evil day he found a farewell note from his wife. He knew that a shot would end it all . . . so he opened a bottle and took one. A sign in front of a shoe repair shop pictured several styles of rubber heels and a beautiful girl saying: “I’m in love with America’s Number 1 Heel.” Underneath in small feminine handwriting, someone had added : “Too bad, sister! I married him.” A home owner, wearing his oldest clothes, was out cutting the lawn when a woman in a brand new car stopped and…

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