Issue 3 and Volume 112.

THE WATCH DISK DEPARTMENTS overhauling the firemanic news of the day Sitter Sits and Sits We’re assured this is a true story; only the names have been omitted to protect the injured. It happened in a suburb of St. Paul, Minn. It’s the tale of a baby sitter, hired by a young couple to watch their children while the couple attended a party, who really stuck to her job— and sat and sat and sat—far beyond the call of duty. In instructing the 16-year-old baby sitter, the lady of the house forgot one thing—that she had sprayed some of the bathroom equipment with a white plastic paint, “guaranteed not to rub off, peel, chip or blister, the kind that stays on.” Early in the evening the sitter visited the bathroom. And when the young couple returned home at 3:00 a.m., they found the near-panic-stricken sitter still sitting there. First the…

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