Leadership

False alarms

Issue 2 and Volume 116.

False alarms Farmer’s wife: “How much did you charge that city fellow for towing his car?” Farmer: “Fifty cents.” Wife: “Fifty cents? Sometimes 1 wish you’d do the pullin and let them mules handle the executive end.” The old timer was driving home from a party and headed the wrong way on a one-way street. A policeman stopped him and asked, “Can’t you see those arrows?” Looking around the astounded souse replied, “Are you kidding? I can’t even see the Indians.” A man, shopping around for a used car, stopped in front of one that was marked $774.31. He turned to the salesman with a smile and asked, “How did you get such an odd figure?” “Oh,” was the disgusted reply, “it’s because I can’t stop nibbling between meals.” Sad Tale “Did you take your hoy friend with you when you went to visit your rich aunt who is ill?”…

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