A TABLOID HISTORY OF THE GREAT WAR
By a Sixth Grade School Boy
A RCHDUK FRANCIS FERDNEN, heir to the Austrien throwne, was killed by Slaves. Austria declared war on Serbia because she thought that she bad killed there heir. Russia helped Serbia. Germany helped Austria. France went with Russia. England got woried and asked Germany and France not to hert Belgium. France said yes; Germany said nix. Germany started for France through Belgium and busted her. Italy declared war on Austria. U. S. got sore, and nix went Fritz.
[By the soul of Julius Caesar, but here’s the very soul of wit; the brevity of the famous Commentaries eclisped by “The Tabloid” from New Jersey.-Editor.)