Fire Takes the ‘Fifth’

Fire Takes the ‘Fifth’

Fire fighters raced to a Corpus Christi, Tex., residence last May in response to an explosion in the home. A chagrined housewife met them and explained her circumstances.

She had placed a fifth of whiskey in the oven of her stove in order to hide it from her husband. Forgetting the cache, she lighted the stove to prepare supper. The explosion occurred shortly thereafter.

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