Vamps Have Home Alarms

Vamps Have Home Alarms

The fire siren will no longer disturb residents of Chicago’s suburban Park Forest, according to the wayward press, which says that Fire Chief Frank Maloney reported the installation of a new alarm system which will set bells ringing only in the homes of the village’s 32 firemen.

The chief is quoted as believing the system is the first of its kind in service in this country.

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