What’ll You Have?
A farmhouse blaze in North Rose, N. Y., in the middle of the night, attracted an excited neighbor who rushed over to help.
“Is there anything I can do?” he asked a volunteer fireman.
“Yes,” shouted the fireman, “get a pail of water!”
“Okay!” yelled the man and dashed away.
He was back in a moment, but without the pail. “Do you want well water or rain water?” He asked the fireman.